Pings, variants and bad driving – 19 funny tweets about the pandemic

10.

Looking forward to the day when “having a case of Corona” means you’re going to the beach and not the hospital.

— Amish PornStar™ (@AmishPornStar1) July 12, 2021

11.

Companies like Delta and Corona bitching about the negative impact to their brands should try being named Karen.

— batkaren (@batkaren) July 21, 2021

12.

If people can force us to give birth we should be able to force them to get vaccinated.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 21, 2021

13.

“Anti-vaxxers” is such a negative term.
Why not use “pro-disease” instead?

— Brexite: you either love it or hate it (@brexacious) July 25, 2021

14.

The one skill i believe I have mastered during Covid is finishing food on its expiry date.

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) July 22, 2021

15.

People who are vaccinated should be allowed to go into music stores for 30-40 minutes to honk all the trombones.

— Deirdre (@figgled) July 18, 2021

16.

Team GB confident of winning Olympic gold in the Men's 2 Metre Distancing.

— cluedont (@cluedont) July 22, 2021

17.

So if I’m double jabbed I’ll be able to sing and dance in September?

That’s great news.
Those are two things I’ve never been able to do.

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) July 20, 2021

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Pandemic has made a lot of people change career paths pic.twitter.com/x004frVBc0

— Nickelforward (@NickelForward) July 21, 2021

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Imagine if someone was in a coma for 18 months but woke up now and you had to explain covid and its effects on the world and that there is a vaccine but those bald singing blokes from the 90s and the woman who made people poo in Tupperware boxes are making up crazy lies about it.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 22, 2021

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