People are sharing excruciating tales of public embarrassment – 23 hilarious jaw-droppers

John Plunkett. Updated March 30th, 2022

13.

Daughter-in-law gave me a lift to Asda to get cash. Hopped out, withdrew some money from the ATM, turned around and hopped back in. DiL had changed into a very surprised-looking man. Got out and saw she’d moved the car FOR NO REASON.

— Mr Farty (@MrFarty) March 23, 2022

14.

I met this guy at a mall before a concert. We kept running into each other so we decided to have lunch together. He asked me about one of the bands playing, gave a few bars of the song &I said I hated that song.
He was the singer of the band.
I found that out at the concert 🤦‍♀️

— Lisa Anna Panda 🇺🇦 🌻 (@msannapanda) March 24, 2022

15.

That’s nothing. Wife and I met her friend for lunch one day- I bent over to give her friend’s baby a peck on the cheek, didn’t see she was breastfeeding until it was too late. It wasn’t her baby I kissed.

— Conor O’Toole (@kippaxireland) March 23, 2022

16.

At the supermarket I unlocked my car from a distance then saw two old ladies about to open the boot. Shouted at them (scared them in fact). Got into the driver’s seat. Only then realised it wasn’t my car.

Same make, same model, same colour. Mine was parked two cars down.

— Paul Ockenden (@PaulOckenden) March 23, 2022

17.

My friend went shopping with her twin, kept holding up clothes as suggestions for feedback and was getting annoyed at being ignored.

Turns out my friend hadn’t been talking to her sister on the other side of the rack of clothes: she was talking to herself in a mirror.

— MarquessdeLaFozette (@libbi161) March 23, 2022

18.

When I was like 8 I was wearing those heelys shoes with the wheels, I was in Tescos and I grabbed my dads back jeans pockets to pull me along, turned around to see my dad running after me. I grabbed some random dudes butt pockets in Tescos he turned around looking really scared

— M a d e l i n e (@maddy_l3wis) March 23, 2022

19.

My son took his jacket off on the escalator in the underground only for his hand to become trapped in the mouth of the girl behind him. As he removed the hand, she said, “sorry”. British politeness at its most extreme there.

— Habitares (@HabitaresLtd) March 23, 2022

20.

OMGGGG

Friend and I hailed a cab in a residential area, guy slowed down, we jumped in the back and told him our destination. When we got there, we asked how much it was and he said he wasn’t actually a cab, he was just slowing down to turn into his driveway when we jumped in 🙈

— Tits McGee (@Scientits) March 23, 2022

21.

There was a laundry basket at the bottom of my stairs. I saw my husbands shirt in there and I could have swore I just cleaned that shirt so I grabbed it and took a deep sniff. Nope, not my husbands shirt, my roommates underwear. Of course he came out of his room while I was 👃🏻

— Megan (@M84861620) March 24, 2022

22.

At the beach, had some rubbish in one hand and wallet in the other. Chucked wallet in large public bin instead of rubbish. Scrabbling about in bin, a passing lady took pity and offered me some chips.

— The Horrid Wizard (@horridwizard) March 23, 2022

23.

Walked out of the mall one afternoon, found my car, unlocked the door, started the engine, got about halfway home before I realized it wasnt my car.

Frantically drove back hoping the owner wasnt out there with the cops.

Who knew ’87 VW Rabbit GTOs shared the same key patterns?

— Blue Roses (@StoicGiraffee) March 24, 2022

Last word to @Sonic_Screwup who started the whole thing off.

Some absolute bangers of anecdotes in the replies here. Well done everyone. We’re all fucking idiots.

— Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup) March 23, 2022

Source Twitter @Sonic_Screwup

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