Lurpak jokes spread across Twitter – 21 of the best

12.

Bank: Purpose of loan?
Me: LURPAK pic.twitter.com/dV4ZAEqCHh

— Debra (@ddebralouise) June 30, 2022

13.

BREAKING: Average UK house price set to hit four tubs of Lurpak by Thursday.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 5, 2022

14.

The Lurpak man is clearly a Tory. Costs are spiralling out of control for everyday consumers whilst he's still able to splash out on a solid gold trombone and a nice suit. Disgusting. pic.twitter.com/qZxZS9SU97

— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) July 5, 2022

15.

When Lurpak is described as 'spreadable': is that the product itself, or the payments for it?

— Rosalyn *calm down dear – its a cat video* Grams (@rosgrams) July 5, 2022

16.

'Psst. Wanna buy some cheap Lurpak?' pic.twitter.com/Zfhq6TiQZA

— simon buschenfeld (@buschenfeld) July 5, 2022

17.

2022 morning routine:
* wake up
* check wordle
* check the price of Lurpak
* check if Boris Johnson is still a thing

— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) July 6, 2022

18.

Just put this on eBay. #lurpak pic.twitter.com/rsM2YbJdrh

— Dan Augey (@Cock_et_Boules) July 5, 2022

19.

If you're in the cabinet and you haven't resigned I'm assuming it's because you need the salary to support an out of control Lurpak habit.

— Daisy Buchanan (@NotRollergirl) July 5, 2022

20.

My mum's got #lurpak in her fridge. There goes my inheritance pic.twitter.com/NyE58Fb0Vn

— Charlie (@cdumontwrangle) July 5, 2022

21.

On the day we can’t afford Lurpak, Boris Johnson is toast

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) July 5, 2022

We couldn’t let this go without mentioning the B word.

Arla Foods, who make Lurpak, warned in 2018 that Brexit would cause price rises. They even made this graphic.

They warned of "escalating pressure on costs, and ultimately increased consumer prices for dairy goods".https://t.co/Rmj9HA9qw8 https://t.co/v3oJi0AIHg pic.twitter.com/tVs8z3nooQ

— Stay European #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 #FBPE (@StayEuropean) July 5, 2022

It’s fine, though. Just put sovereignty on your crumpets.

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