25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
it’s so funny when a flight has a layover in a city that’s farther than your destination. like can’t you just pull over real quick
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) January 26, 2023
14.
I think cat tails should be evaluated on the same scale as Robot Wars:
Style
Control
Damage
Aggression pic.twitter.com/NxJu7reTKQ— Holly Brockwell (@holly) January 25, 2023
15.
Anyone else lost all T-mobile signal on their Nokia?
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) January 25, 2023
16.
The artist’s creed: pic.twitter.com/Tuzar5zCZK
— Dapo Adeola (@DapsDraws) January 24, 2023
17.
I gave my toddler a bath bomb that had a surprise animal toy inside and now I’m solely responsible for the location of an extremely important dime-sized plastic lion for eternity.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) January 25, 2023
18.
Someone has said that lots of my tweets are condescending! (Condescending means talking down to people, by the way.)
— Benjamin Ranyard (@higgledygarden) January 24, 2023
19.
Just think how much better The Bible would sell if Jesus was called Harry?
— Toby (@tobestewart) January 25, 2023
20.
Throwing un-baby showers for my child-free friends as they hit menopause.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 26, 2023
21.
“Here’s looking at Euclid” – Humphrey Bogart’s guide to Geometry.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) January 26, 2023
22.
Harry Windsor and the Half Price Prince. pic.twitter.com/OjqfgE6EDr
— Dr Sarah Brand (@sarahgailbrand) January 26, 2023
23.
Just received a 'save the date' card. I didn't even know they were endangered.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 26, 2023
24.
I’m at the stage of adulthood where a sale on laundry detergent genuinely excites me
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) January 26, 2023
25.
Scientists at Exeter University have reconstructed this 3D model of how King Tutankhamun may have looked. pic.twitter.com/L5TKRFggJe
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) January 25, 2023
