What if Roy Keane did film reviews? It’d be exactly like these 19 funny tweets

11.

“So you’ve got your man there saying they’re these goodfellas or whatever.
From what I can see there’s nothing good about them. They’re breaking the law all over the show, it should’ve been called bad blokes, it’s embarrassing.” pic.twitter.com/I4JO0VfWzI

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) December 29, 2022

12.

“The lad just trying to get on and do his ballet but he’s getting no support from his dad and brother.
They should be ashamed because they’ve got a real prospect on their hands with him and they’re not backing him.” pic.twitter.com/CTVK0k3Xsx

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) January 27, 2023

13.

“It just shouldn’t take three men to look after a baby.
There’s absolutely no teamwork, no plan and no work rate. It’s embarrassing” pic.twitter.com/E6kTTU8NFv

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) January 26, 2023

14.

“So he’s a rat who can cook and he operates your man by pulling his hair?
I’m not having it. The kitchen is no place for a rat, I don’t care if he can cook or whatever. It’s unhygienic and it’s embarrassing” pic.twitter.com/qxkdTUi89H

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) January 3, 2023

15.

“Y’know he’s there being visited by three ghosts on Xmas eve and you’ve got all these puppet things around him just having a laugh with the guy. This is serious stuff and you’ve got a job to do, it’s embarrassing” pic.twitter.com/Dvmn8xQUlx

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) December 17, 2022

16.

“How’s he managed to get to 40 and still be a virgin? Look, these things happen but you see in the film that he gets given ample opportunity and he wastes them.
You’ve got to be more clinical and make your chances count.” pic.twitter.com/1giZDTBodN

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) January 23, 2023

17.

“I just find it hard to believe that this one fella could stumble into so many important moments from history.
But the bit that gets me is the running. It’s all well and good having the work rate, but if there’s no end product then what’s the point? It’s embarrassing.” pic.twitter.com/pAG5WtxIli

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) February 3, 2023

18.

“Weddings and funerals are just part of life, why should I care how many you’ve been to?
They’re just trying to make something out of nothing there for me, it’s embarrassing.” pic.twitter.com/Lj6fMiPzAu

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) February 6, 2023

19.

"If music is banned then you're not going to dance your way out of the problem. To think you can solve a whole town's problems is frankly arrogant. The title doesn't even make sense, it sounds like a season ending injury." pic.twitter.com/H2VS6LYtcR

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) February 8, 2023

BONUS

“If you’re going to carry out a massive heist then you really shouldn’t do it in such recognisable cars. I mean, how many minis are there likely to be in Italy? You’re bound to run into trouble when you’re showboating. Just do the basics and get stuck in, it’s embarrassing.” pic.twitter.com/PFTiQl3ivn

— Roy Keane's Film Reviews (@roykeanereviews) March 30, 2023

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