‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions

11.

You finished?
2HourCoffeeBreak

12.

Westsaide
Via

13.

There’s no way I’m paying for this.
DavosLostFingers

14.

Y’all have crabs?
No_Raspberry8320

15.

Don’t wipe it on your sleeve!
Captgraigaroo

16.

This is the one night a week we get to ourselves without the kids.
With_MIND_BULLETS

17.

That hit the spot.
Tight-Marketing-8282

18.

Nixy000000
Via

19.

“Next time, I’m inviting my friends.”
YourBrianOnDrugs

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I can’t believe I’m having sex in a restaurant!
CharlemagneInSweats

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