The hilarious ‘Customer Care’ account offers up spoof responses to real complaints – 30 times it did it best
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Hi @SaskiaBThompson. Very sorry about this. If you let us know your blood type, we’ll get a pint in for your next visit.
Speaking of next visit, can you bring a mop with you and help clean up. You left the self serve area looking like a crime scene. pic.twitter.com/nUKONFYDEQ— Customer Care (@customercaring) February 7, 2021
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Morning @SasBruce. Apologies for the delay. Staff do last night. We’re all hungover. Dianne is shouting soup in the toilet, we don’t know where Mark and Lisa are and I can’t fart with confidence.
How can we help? pic.twitter.com/8snhjXnxqV
— Customer Care (@customercaring) January 29, 2022
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Hi @Rhyan_Murphy. You’re absolutely right, we are so sorry. We should be able to tell exactly what job everyone does by the make, model and colour of their car. pic.twitter.com/S2qRzQ1r49
— Customer Care (@customercaring) September 25, 2020
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Hi @YemeniProject. So sorry about this. We’ve just discovered the farmer has been growing crops in fields! We’ve informed them this can’t continue and they must ensure everything grown isn’t within 20 metres of a bug. pic.twitter.com/FMKykdWppW
— Customer Care (@customercaring) July 10, 2021
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Hi @alisondcarr. Unfortunately we can’t get staff to change their faces. Perhaps you could help by not being such a t**t? pic.twitter.com/MF3cZyFqgP
— Customer Care (@customercaring) October 25, 2020
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So sorry about this @EmmaStronge. The driver has been sacked for a level 4 breach of the code of conduct. This is for a serious infringement of a snowflakes rights. We hope this is to your satisfaction. pic.twitter.com/qwkcGelfAc
— Customer Care (@customercaring) October 22, 2020
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Source Twitter @customercaring
