25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of laughing at Donald Trump’s indictment to read through 25 of the funniest tweets from the past week.
If you like them, you don’t even need to put a ring on them – just a retweet.
1.
It’s normal to have the three meals a day, unless you’re in first class on a train, where it is mandatory to have five sandwiches, two English breakfasts, eight slices of fruit cake, two beef casseroles, eleven cups of tea and eighteen double gin and tonics in a two hour journey.
— Rosie Jones (@josierones) June 5, 2023
2.
Excited to buy Apple's new internet-ready cheese grater. pic.twitter.com/cwzOV6HG5a
— John Self (@john_self) June 5, 2023
3.
I really hate these urinals pic.twitter.com/gcne546s77
— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) June 4, 2023
4.
interviewer "are you reading from a script?"
me: "no why" pic.twitter.com/uLFD9krUsO
— gaut (@0xgaut) June 5, 2023
5.
New live laugh love just dropped pic.twitter.com/UP5qPikd0A
— Ruth Husko: Too cheeky (@dank_ackroyd) June 4, 2023
6.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. If he’s highly allergic and it kills him, you’ve actually fed him for the rest of his life. You can spin anything if you just put a little effort into it.
— Colin Mochrie (@colinmochrie) June 5, 2023
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Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years pic.twitter.com/PFoPXzb78Y
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) June 5, 2023
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— Nick Hewer (@Nick_Hewer) June 4, 2023
9.
kids today will never understand the love-hate relationship i had with a talking paper clip on the computer
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) June 5, 2023
10.
This probably isn’t good pic.twitter.com/P9scS3TOAs
— Julicorn (@ChicksRule) June 5, 2023
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Utter runts pic.twitter.com/pDjqbPW84H
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) June 6, 2023
12.
texts from my mom: well it was 14 years ago your grandmother died she would be in heaven proud of all you are doing spoke to your old teacher and she told me the dentist just died too but that’s life I guess anyways love you always 🥰🥰🥰
texts from my dad: when is your birthday
— john (@johnsemley3000) June 7, 2023
