Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Since our last round-up, Twitter has changed its name, but they’ll have to pry the term ‘tweets of the week’ out of our cold dead hands, so until the mid-life crisis takes down the site – that’s what this is.
Here are our 25 favourite tweets from the past seven days.
1.
"..I'm funny how?! I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?!" pic.twitter.com/dshUY2x8HB
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) July 22, 2023
2.
Most confusing name for a stew I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/Cyn73AQvBL
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) July 23, 2023
3.
Important Guardian correction. pic.twitter.com/j6X6Peu3pS
— The 37th Wombat (@wombat37) July 24, 2023
4.
"I'm 38, nan, you can say sex" pic.twitter.com/7vRk2YjVVw
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) July 24, 2023
5.
“Julius the tortoise won our hearts but died of a broken BLANK. What say you, Spike Milligan?” pic.twitter.com/poNXSkOkqe
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) July 24, 2023
6.
Finally some Catholic protein powder pic.twitter.com/b67IumYwr6
— Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) July 24, 2023
7.
On the next "Unsolved Mysteries" my wife and I investigate how there aren't enough hangers for the clothes we washed when they were on hangers before we wore them.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) July 25, 2023
8.
My favorite memory from being a teenager is getting 16 hours of uninterrupted sleep
— Lord Vulgaris (@VulgarisInsanis) July 25, 2023
9.
The “you’ve hit the maximum limit for direct messages in a single day” pop-up alert — but for work emails.
— Leen McBeans ꪜ (@LeenMcBeans) July 25, 2023
10.
Who's your favorite Beatle: John, Paul, George or Murderous 14th Century Monk? pic.twitter.com/ISIky7rnvS
— Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) July 26, 2023
11.
From time to time I take a couple of days off work to visit Nottingham. This confuses my colleagues and a rumour has circulated that I visit a prostitute. In fact I go to Warhammer World. Too embarrassed to correct them.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) July 26, 2023
12.
using this phone gave me such a headache pic.twitter.com/OHIcQ42KaX
— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) July 27, 2023
