Larry and Paul’s Broken News update on support for Brexit is a satirical gem
Before his landslide victory in 2019, one of Boris Johnson‘s main campaign points was that he would get Brexit done so that we could all stop talking about it and get on with other things.
Here’s how that worked out for him – and the rest of us.
Brexit feels like a constant gaslighting exercise.
Every single day, we're being told to ignore the clear problems it is causing.
Every single day, we're being told it will bring benefits that can't be defined yet, or seized yet, but one day…
Now 2,618 days and counting.
— Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward) August 24, 2023
We have been warning of inevitable food crisis for years.
Brexit is mostly to blame for alarming reality of 🇬🇧 food system.
Ukraine war and climate events were all realities we warned could happen in advent of leaving the EU.
Govt have ignored warnings and food is in crisis. pic.twitter.com/YxbsfHWdqe
— Save British Farming 🇬🇧 (@SaveBritishFood) August 28, 2023
I see Roger Daltrey did get fooled again.#Brexit pic.twitter.com/tvUh5kk4bl
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) August 23, 2023
British air passengers losing customer rights is classic Brexit. A promise is made that no rights will be lost – if anything they’ll get upgraded! – and then, in the end, British citizens lose out, deprived of their former rights.
— Nick Tyrone (@NicholasTyrone) August 22, 2023
Four PMs have tried to make Brexit work!
Lots of measures delayed!
No benefits only losses.
When will the penny drop?! pic.twitter.com/CREOIt6Ch4— Chris Buck (@ChrisB120804) August 27, 2023
However, a Broken News report delivered by the wonderful Larry and Paul – Larry Budd and Paul Dunphy – explains that everybody is now fully on board with Brexit.
‘The unbiased study, published across thirty pages of today’s Daily Mail, Daily Telegraph, The Sun, Daily Express and The Beano, said Brexit was incredible and sexy.’
Here’s what people had to say after seeing the sketch on Twitter.
1.
These guys. Tip top.@larryandpaul https://t.co/KWmeQ4IclH
— Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@Dawn_French) August 26, 2023
2.
Absolute class…🤣🤣 https://t.co/IVaLT8dp2Y
— Justin Smith (@jus_chameleon) August 28, 2023
3.
Depressing & funny https://t.co/k2UMzI4PCa
— LastGringo🏳️🌈 (@LastGringo) August 28, 2023
4.
This is actually an accurate statement on the UK media today.
A tiny minority trying desperately to convince the majority of their utter bollox. https://t.co/j3a8iKsdSq
— John West 🕯💙🇺🇦 (@JohnWest_JAWS) August 26, 2023
5.
What a lovely story. https://t.co/kRBVUg7hxF
— Dr Rachel Morris 💙 #CitizenNotSubject (@FiveByFiveTimes) August 28, 2023
6.
Satire at its best! https://t.co/OLrlZuPqlL
— Black Dog (@hotwings100) August 26, 2023
7.
Should I laugh or cry. We need this here.https://t.co/ZRyffLHrBU
— Kerry Pattenden ,💉x5 🕯️vote YES (@kerruth01) August 27, 2023
8.
These lads speak Newsreader better than most newsreaders…oi…newsreaders…if you’re going to come over here learn to speak the fackin language!!! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/C4a6XwHn48
— Nick O'Donnell (@gnickodonnell) August 26, 2023
9.
Fucking brilliant! https://t.co/VZRE30nIxw
— ChipStar 🔴⚪ (@ChipstaVC) August 26, 2023
10.
Seems legit. #Brexit #BrokenNews https://t.co/1Bt8QhBDTP
— Tania Lee (@Taniallee) August 26, 2023
11.
hammer, nail, head … brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/jpEQzoAhYm
— Tony Standing 180 (@TonyDJTStanding) August 26, 2023
Obviously, the quality publication was the clincher.
I had my doubts but with it being published in 'The Beano" clinched it for me👌😊😎
— Plowy⭐⚽️⭐🏉❤🐇💚🍺🥃 (@bluebloodplough) August 25, 2023
If you want to support Larry and Paul in their efforts to bring us Broken News and other sketches, you can do that via thieir Ko-fi account.
🗞️ Quality news is expensive. If you enjoyed this and wish to support #BrokenNews, you can tip us or subscribe monthly. We love you :https://t.co/195TZpV2wn
— ʟᴀʀʀʏ & ᴘᴀᴜʟ (@larryandpaul) August 25, 2023
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