23 of the best (and sort of worst) animal jokes you’ve been telling us
13.
Why do elephants drink?
To forget.
Gillian Crowhurst
14.
Where do you find ancient cows?
In a moo-seum
Gary Riseborough
15.
Stu Proudfoot
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Eric Beech
17.
Did you know that Marvin Gaye once kept a sheep in a vineyard? He’d herd it through the grapevine.
Steven R. Seager
18.
What’s the hairiest part of a dog?
The outside.
Paul Chapman
19.
What has eight legs and one eye?
Two chairs and half a pig’s head.
Mark Saint
20.
What do you get when you walk under a cow?
A pat on the head.
Dave McGlaughlin
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A tortoise gets mugged by three snails. The police arrive and ask him what happened.”I’m not sure”, he says, “it was over so quickly”.
Mark Pearce
22.
Steve Picco
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Why don’t bears wear shoes? What would be the point? They’d still have bear feet…
Abs Harvillo
BONUS
A Yorkshireman goes to the vet. He says, “Thez summat wrong wi mi cat – it’s norreating reyt.” The vet asks, “Is it a tom?” – The Yorkshireman replies, “No, Av brought it wi mi.”
Colin Miles
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