These 32 ‘Better names for existing things’ will have you petitioning the dictionary for an update
17.
Better names for existing things, number 17…
QUEENIE BEANIE (or KINGY BLINGY) pic.twitter.com/5D91pO2tpg
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
18.
Better names for existing things, number 18…
TERROR TROUT pic.twitter.com/a9yEofjOEr
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
19.
Better names for existing things, number 19…
WATER PANCAKE pic.twitter.com/iGQxLvFM1q
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
20.
Better names for existing things, number 20…
CITY BONERS (or SCHLONGSCRAPERS) pic.twitter.com/8uJPOO5A6X
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
21.
Better names for existing things, number 21…
NIBBLE PIGLET pic.twitter.com/rsFv2UrBQg
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
22.
Better names for existing things, number 22…
ANALOGUE LAWNMOWERS pic.twitter.com/78YenjVhNO
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
23.
Better names for existing things, number 23…
SCARY CANARY (or HALLOWEEN EAGLE) pic.twitter.com/ZdbYBSLnfC
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
24.
Better names for existing things, number 24…
NOISY BALLSACKS pic.twitter.com/CWpsToMARX
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
25.
Better names for existing things, number 25…
A FARM CLOCK (or ALARM COCK) pic.twitter.com/5hxaVAj68c
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
26.
Better names for existing things, number 26…
SHAME SQUARES pic.twitter.com/aCQuEL6LeG
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
27.
Better names for existing things, number 27…
TUNNEL RAT pic.twitter.com/nXimGCsIVx
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 11, 2024
28.
Better names for existing things, number 28…
MEGA SPROUTS pic.twitter.com/FdCD7x88uH
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 12, 2024
29.
Better names for existing things, number 29…
SAND MOOSE pic.twitter.com/UfguSbPQwf
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 12, 2024
30.
Better names for existing things, number 30…
AMERICAN HORSE PIRATES pic.twitter.com/IkWbFZ7bvB
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 12, 2024
31.
Better names for existing things, number 31…
TREE HAMSTER pic.twitter.com/eSNuGHM6T4
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 12, 2024
32.
Better names for existing things, number 32…
BERRY FUCKERS pic.twitter.com/l1uWX5iXno
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) March 12, 2024
Here’s a bonus from the replies.
Ranch Dressing pic.twitter.com/HB38aStSEN
— Mortal Enema (@mortalenema) March 11, 2024
If you enjoyed this list, you can find more in his book, The Wheel is Spinning but the Hamster is Dead: A Journey Around the World in Idioms, Proverbs and General Nonsense, which is available to buy here.
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