An author imagined how fictional detectives would investigate the Kate Middleton story and everyone else joined in and it’s just brilliant
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Only Murders in the Palace: our team encounters ongoing mishaps mixing up Charles & Charles. Tim Kona returns from the dead & is working as a sticky-fingered historian. Kate is never found, but hijinks ensue.
— Kit Cawthra (@KitCawthra) March 13, 2024
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FATHER BROWN: What seems like ” replace the real with a double ” is actually ” replace the double with the real “.
— heckenjunker (@thanekos) March 13, 2024
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Rebus: The princess was killed while visiting Balmoral, probably by one of Ger Cafferty’s goons. Rebus can’t prove it because doing so would reveal yet more police corruption in Scotland, so he goes to the Oxford and has another pint.
— Charioteer (@Charioteer15) March 13, 2024
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Your Philip Marlowe mention made me think:
SAM SPADE – he will definitely have an affair wuth the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, & then be sad if he has to turn her in for crimes
— Ginger Cat (@Neko_Akage) March 13, 2024
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I wanna know the Thursday Murder Club solution
— Ali. ️ (she/her) (@atearsarahjane) March 13, 2024
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Jack Reacher discovers that the princess was ‘kidnapped’ by a Buckingham palace guard with whom she’s fallen in love, to save her from Prince Andrew and a team of rogue Royal Marines. He solves King Charles’ murder by committing eleven more, then hitchhikes back to America.
— Sean McCluskey (@smcc360) March 13, 2024
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THE PINK PANTHER: Peter Sellers gets a job as PR manager for Kensington Palace. He doesn’t know how to use photoshop. He accidentally has killed the princess of wales after mistaking her for his man servant.
— Vatesy (@vatesy) March 13, 2024
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We find out that Kate is an old classmate of Ellie. Dalziel has most of it figured after a day but he forgets to write it up before going for a physical. pic.twitter.com/kWpeVbSSq8
— Hannibal is on the jazz (@LeCodeNinja) March 13, 2024
Last word to @emwrobin (more details about the book here!)
damn guys thanks. I wrote a book with a murder in it https://t.co/0azcZWulkc
— Emery Robin (@emwrobin) March 13, 2024
Source @emwrobin
