‘What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever received?’ – 23 flattering remarks that actually sound more like insults
12.
‘You have a lovely neck. (Wasn’t a vampire, as far as I know.)’
–DorkusMalorkus89
13.
”I like the way you walk. You walk the way I feel.”
–Dangerous-Bath2619
14.
”You look like an alien.’ When I made a face, they added ‘in a good way’.’
–cathartic_robot
15.
”If you had an OnlyFans I would be your most ardent subscriber.”
–debeber
16.
‘My tattoo artist told me that I have very nice pores for tattooing, when I was getting my arm tattooed.’
–SillyWoaman
17.
”You look so edible, like a mochi, in a good way.”
–Remarkable-Mess4064
18.
‘Random lady: ‘I like the way your neck connects to the rest of ya.’
Me: ‘Thank you. I’m glad it’s connected too.”
–Organic_South8865
19.
”Those are the best set of chompers I’ve seen in a long time!”
–Standard_Offer_4115
20.
”You eat corn in a very typewriter kinda way…and it makes me happy’. They’re absolutely right. I do.’
–KPT_Titan
21.
”You know who you look like? Tilda Swinton. Or, no…Viggo Mortensen!”
–toweroflearning
22.
‘Two guys were having a fight, and I got caught in the crossfire. One ran into me as he stumbled back. He fell kinda weird and just bounced off me. He got up and said I had a really well-built shoulder.’
–AskAboutTheBlue
23.
‘After I shaved my chin whiskers but left my moustache a coworker told me that I looked less criminal.’
–Sarcastic-Joker65
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