25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
14.
Just thinking how wild it is you go through a few years of life and then suddenly all your teeth pop out and your mouth reloads. Imagine if you got to 20 and your eyes ejected and then your adult eyes grew in from behind them. Got to count those blessings it's just our gnashers I suppose.
— HappyToast (@happytoast.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
15.
On this day 1981: Lady Diana Spencer and Prince Charles announce their engagement.
— Balderdash (@balderdash.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
16.
The Lord’s Prayer
— Grant McGaheran (@grantmcgaheran.bsky.social) February 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
17.
I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
— Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
18.
adulthood means finding out that every single one of your childhood fears was totally valid
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
19.
For his services to the food industry, the inventor of gravy was Bisto’d with a medal.
20.
ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose
21.
If I went on The Apprentice I’d politely address Lord Sugar by names close to his title (but never his actual title) without explanation.
Mister Biscoff. Captain Molasses. Earl Fructose. Baron Buttermilk Syrup
— Elsa Williams (@elsawilliams.bsky.social) February 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
22.
Want to feel old? This is what Atomic Kitten look like now ❤️
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@tedmaul.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
23.
I have a new printer. Something seemed really familiar about it. I've finally figured out what it is and have labelled it appropriately.
It is now a Super Printendo.
— JamHamster (@jamhamster.bsky.social) February 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
24.
Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
25.
"I definitely did not rent these movies"
— christhebarker (@christhebarker.bsky.social) February 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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