Approach with caution – this 1972 advice contains some nailed-on relationship-ruiners
11.
I've realised what this is missing
52: Make her a whole tray of roast potatoes https://t.co/pwdpD4Hr0W
— Dr Jos (@redruby17) April 21, 2024
12.
How is number 21 even a thing, let alone higher than number 36? https://t.co/3lqzSW5MkF
— Lisa_Tea (@Liberator_hen) April 21, 2024
13.
I've not tried 21 but I'm a bit dubious.
— Paul (@PaulOnBooks) April 20, 2024
14.
When is this from? Feels like Pleistocene
— Eleonora Balsano (@norami) April 20, 2024
15.
Can’t tag myself as “give her your credit card details and let her go wild in Selfridges” isn’t here
— Kelly Jackson | It’s More Fun In Your 30s (@Kelly_Jackson88) April 21, 2024
16.
Who says romance is dead…. https://t.co/p5zbQreOl1
— Andy Heaton (@Andrew_Heaton) April 20, 2024
17.
Number 12 – smoked salmon, cheese and a book of erotic poems. Only the finest salmon and erotic poems, mind. https://t.co/glanrZ3k1P pic.twitter.com/Wnyi8Yq6pY
— Dave Bryant (@23Daves) April 20, 2024
18.
Take her to a football game. Bring a flask of brandy.
Sounds like my ideal date. Ha’way the lads! https://t.co/NAq38iRKEp
— Hollie-Anne Brooks ✨⚽️ (@HollieAnneB) April 20, 2024
19.
Number 21 ♀️
Tactfully – f**k off.
— Woke Lefty (@SalfordMe2023) April 21, 2024
To sum up …
The #AccidentalPartridge guide to pleasing a lady https://t.co/DlklWDC3Ex
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) April 21, 2024
We dread to think what the other 50 were like.