27 of the all-time funniest and most inventive insults – without a swear word in sight!
15.
‘Somewhere in the world theres a tree working hard to replace the oxygen you’re wasting.’
Crockpot_gator_Snot
16.
“I’d say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong.”
malignanttum0r_
17.
‘You’re a great converstaion topic. Not when you’re here but when you leave.’
Briton1998
18.
‘Your parents aren’t even disappointed in you. They know this is the best you can do.’
CatsAreWhatHappens
19.
‘There really are no gaps in your ignorance.’
Townscent
20.
‘I don’t mean to sound condescending, that means talk down to you.’
hamlin6
21.
‘You’re the reason Shampoo bottles come with instructions.’
TCSK8
22.
‘You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.’
matthew_j_will
23.
‘If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.’
Rahkyvah
24.
‘Reminds me of Tolkien / Bilbo:
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
NearlyFreeFall
25.
“You wet piece of lettuce”
a-ghost-i-think
26.
“I wish we were better strangers” – Shakespeare
Batman3386
27.
‘My grandfather would often wish us a goodbye by saying, “come back when you can’t stay so long.”
oh_the_C_is_silent
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