Holy smoke, these 32 funny posts about the Papal Conclave are good
17.
When I was younger there was only one Pope, seemingly forever, and everyone knew who it was. Nowadays there's a new one every five minutes and it's impossible to keep up. Maybe when they choose this one they should pick someone younger so they can get a decent crack at it.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) May 7, 2025
18.
Cardinals are the preference for the traditional makeup of what is known as
CONCLAVE
And mourning popes can be avoided if they get straight to a successor at their
CONCLAVE
John’s been pope 23 times, John Paul a couple more too, they love a bit of it
CONCLAVE— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) May 7, 2025
19.
So the conclave is just a bunch of dudes hanging out until they decide one of them can probably talk to god? That’s podcasts. You’re describing podcasts.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 7, 2025
20.
When do the Cardinals get to go over to Casa Amour
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 7, 2025
21.
It’s meeeeeeee, loves! ✨ pic.twitter.com/CFfSrorJNf
— Jason Reid (@JasonReidUK) May 7, 2025
22.
New Conclave Swingometer just dropped pic.twitter.com/xOZc5P4qDr
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) May 7, 2025
23.
Shoutout to that one seagull locked in on the Conclave proceedings pic.twitter.com/EwNdwjR19H
— Fr. Cassidy Stinson (@TheHappyPriest) May 7, 2025
24.
Best of luck to everyone through to the final round to be the pope. Just remember to get this far in the competition is a fantastic achievement and whatever the outcome you can hold your head up high and be proud of yourselves.
— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) May 7, 2025
25.
As we await the results of the first ballot in the papal conclave, the crowd is periodically cheering for a seagull that intermittently lands behind the chimney.
Habemus Seagull pic.twitter.com/9ATqmm6VCI
— Charlotte Clymer (@cmclymer) May 7, 2025
26.
If someone can make 8 billion convincing alien masks in the next 24 hours I've got a great idea for a prank… https://t.co/R4ZEbKwOhY
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 7, 2025
27.
"If I get my name on the ballot, can you hack into the white smoke machine?" pic.twitter.com/dyz4Pl2u0W
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) April 21, 2025
28.
Leaked photo from the conclave in Vatican City show the cardinals are settling in for their first night slumber party while picking a new pope. pic.twitter.com/FCTjAP2xbQ
— (@MoMohler) May 7, 2025
29.
The Vatican when they finally agree on a new Pope pic.twitter.com/5fULmk6jaP
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) May 7, 2025
30.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Oh, you know, not much, just watching a live feed of a chimney." pic.twitter.com/qX92dV1qFu
— Sara Perla (@SaraPerla8) May 7, 2025
31.
My wife Bunty has sent each Cardinal at the conclave a little parcel of goodies to keep ‘em going.
It contains:
A photo of Pope Donald Trump
Pantyhose
A Sherbet Dip
Aled Jones CD
Chives
Moths
Flotsam
A tin of Baked Beans
Leggings
Yeasts from Jill in the village shop
Uggs
WD-40. pic.twitter.com/yxJeCRVA0s— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) May 7, 2025
32.
Shocking scenes at the Vatican as Chemtrails are released from the Sistine Chapel
Is nowhere safe?? pic.twitter.com/VWY3BQTsbf
— Neil Stone (@DrNeilStone) May 7, 2025
And finally, one for the Maga crowd.
Black smoke from the Vatican chimney means they haven't chosen a new pope yet. White smoke means they've finally decided. If the entire place burns down, it means Trump is pope.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 7, 2025
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