Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now
— John Attridge (@John_Attridge) May 14, 2025
14.
Oh no they’re going to find out I wear really huge knickers https://t.co/hd6frx34E5
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 13, 2025
15.
Used an entire year's worth of "mate" in a conversation with the car mechanic just now.
— Michael Glasper (@MichaelCGlasper) May 12, 2025
16.
The least surprising news probably ever. pic.twitter.com/EURbaGtcD4
— Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) May 13, 2025
17.
Accidentally stuck my fingers in the butter this morning. I am the living embodiment of butterfingers.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) May 13, 2025
18.
What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?
— (@PontistGirl) May 15, 2025
19.
Me in the Balham microclimate pic.twitter.com/SDb2rnlciU
— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) May 14, 2025
20.
Please don’t tell us to close our park. We enjoy keeping it open and don’t mind the risky aspects of the business model.
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) May 15, 2025
21.
If the early birds get the worm, why are they so loud at 4am? Their mouths should be full.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) May 13, 2025
22.
I don’t want to brag but my teen texts me I love you. It’s after I send Apple Cash but still.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) May 13, 2025
23.
Dropped a twenty and had to chase it down the street. At least I had a good run for my money.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) May 15, 2025
24.
I’ve got 99 problems and 96 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no reason pic.twitter.com/pr3PqD9G65
— Secret Drug Addict (@ScrtDrugAddict) May 16, 2025
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why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..
— Ernest Strawfield (@FKAGEORGEY) May 11, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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