What’s the worst TMI moment you’ve experienced courtesy of a child? – 17 hilarious oversharing moments
10.
‘My friend (M) took his little (F) child to the swimming pool. Changing in a cubicle she said “I like your willy daddy, the bumpy bit at the end is funny”
He said he’s not sure If he can ever return to the pool.’
-Poo_Poo_La_Foo
11.
‘When my son was four, we had a little boy from his preschool over for a play date. I decided I would make cookies with the boys. I told the other kid that when his mommy got there, all four of us could have some cookies, and then he could take some home for his dad. “Does your daddy like cookies?”
Very nonchalantly, he said, “yes. My daddy likes cookies. And beer.”’
-Prestigious-Fan3122
12.
‘Either the little boy in the supermarket asking his mum “Will I have a big willy like daddy when I’m older?” or my stepdaughter informing me “Did you know, you shouldn’t let strangers touch your PENIS!” really loudly as we were queueing up for a checkout.’
-Vast_Resolve_8354
13.
‘It’s not a fun one but I was in a coffee shop with my (then) baby. A little boy aged about 4 came in with his grandparents and made a beeline for us, started asking about the baby etc. I entertained him and started to chat with him, then he told me (with a happy, cheery voice) “my mummy and daddy were in a car and it went BANG and now they’re not here” I noticed then they were all dressed smartly in black. His grandparents looked mortified.’
-jesuseatsbees
14.
‘I was in the supermarket with my mum and daughter (she was about 2 at the time). We go down the wine aisle and my daughter points at the red wine and says “Gran’s juice!”. A guy in the same aisle looks at my mum and just says “busted” and laughs.
I’d just started school and some how heard the word prostitute. So I asked my mum what it meant and she said it was someone you could pay for a kiss and cuddle. Being 5 years old, I loved kisses and cuddles (all innocent), so I tell my reception teacher that when I grow up, I want to be a prostitute ’
-Other-Coffee-9109
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‘My nephew aged about 4 told me “one day my willy will be as big as dads” and my brother said “if you’re lucky” ’
-Still-Wonder-5580
16.
‘My wife as a child when she learned their phone number she started reciting it on the bus and also saying her Mom’s bra size, which she learned around the same time. I guess she was 3, 4 ish, just learning number and letter strings’
-londongas
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‘I had a kid bring his mum’s dildo to show and tell once. I didn’t do show and tell again after that obviously.
Also had a five year old dropped off late, by a parent with wet hair. The kid apologised for being late and I told her not to worry, lots of people had been caught in the rain. She immediately piped up with “oh we missed the rain. Mummy was washing daddy in the shower and took ages. Daddy must be even dirtier than I am!”
Never could look those parents in the eye again.’
-MrsD12345