
There’s a new entry for the Donald Trump Big Book of Covfefe Words, and it’s ‘perade’ – 17 responses that spell out the problem
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That bleak moment on X when you see “Perade” trending and immediately know Trump has mangled yet another first-grade word. pic.twitter.com/V26kNwxDAg
— Vincinnatus (@Vincinnatus) June 14, 2025
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He paid $90 million for a perade that he doesn’t know how to spell?
— Heidi (@HeidiOCanada) June 14, 2025
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Anyone going to his birthday "perade" is a bigger idiot than he is. And that's saying something.
On a side note, I had to actually work to get my phone to spell that word incorrectly. That means he's probably been spelling it that way long enough to override autocorrect. pic.twitter.com/rXYAmtHa2U
— Bellacissa (@thebellacissa) June 14, 2025
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Donald Trump at his perade pic.twitter.com/WiZwlCcq69
— Quadcarl (@quadcarl_carl) June 14, 2025
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I’m almost scared to ask, but what’s a “perade.”
And actually, the old superstition is about rain on a wedding day, and it’s actually good luck, fertility, and a fresh start. https://t.co/X49QR3etSF
— Jax Persists (@LadyJayPersists) June 14, 2025
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“Perade?”
Donald Trump is inept.
I hope it rains on his birthday parade, as there’s no such thing as good luck for a rainy parade.
Bro is confused. That saying is for weddings. You’d think he’d know that since the “family values” leader has had so many of them. pic.twitter.com/DEzpKQexdp
— Art Candee (@ArtCandee) June 14, 2025
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(Cartman voice): "MOM! MY PERADE SUCKS!" pic.twitter.com/FIgFx1TO3B
— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) June 15, 2025
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There’s nothing more Trump than misspelling ‘perade’ on your 79th birhday. Here’s to nearly 8 decades of being a complete dumbass. HBD.
— NoelCaslerComedy (@caslernoel) June 14, 2025
After the massive success of No Kings Day, Trump will no doubt be disappointed at the turnout for his perade.
Trump's "perade" is the only event today where crowds are smaller than expected.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 14, 2025
In case you were wondering, only light rain fell on the part of Washington DC where the parade was taking place, but – you know – if you will go and let Doge loose on the National Weather Service …
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