‘What’s the most cringeworthy corporate buzzword you’ve come across?’ – 25 synergetic phrases we should circle back to never
15.
‘I hate ‘comfort break’ – it forces me to contemplate the number of people in the room experiencing ‘discomfort’ due to their bladder or bowels. What’s wrong with just ‘let’s have a break’?’
–PraterViolet
16.
”Cascade upwards’.’
–blodblodblod
17.
‘Let’s hoist some ideas up the flagpole and see who salutes.’
–Upthealbino
18.
‘I think we should circle back to this.’
–maybemaybemaybenever
19.
‘Bubble up. As in take an idea and bubble it up to management.’
–MissHibernia
20.
‘I lost my personal crusade against ‘ideate’ and ‘ideation’.’
–xPositor
21.
”We need to engage all stakeholders’. No we don’t, we need to ask the people it affects.’
–vinyljunkie1245
22.
”Let’s take this offline’. When in actual fact, they’ll just carry on the discussion but over message or another call in Teams!’
–Square_Smoke2695
23.
‘Let’s lean in to this. I will not, thank you very much.’
–mrandymoz
24.
‘One of the senior HR team signed her emails with ‘krgds’.’
–Aggravating_Ad5632
25.
‘NHS mental health services. Instead of handover shift meetings they now call them safety huddles. Wankers.’
–insertitherenow
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