Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Welcome to Elephant In The Room club, no one talks about it.
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) July 3, 2025
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He’s been working with his Smile Coach again. pic.twitter.com/lnG1HyNdam
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 2, 2025
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Zeus, we know it's you pic.twitter.com/s8anQJf2yt
— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) July 3, 2025
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— Mike Baron (@BloodyRedBaron) July 2, 2025
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I always wonder if folks who say “nailed it” know where that phrase comes from or if they’re just mocking the crucifixion unintentionally.
— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) July 1, 2025
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landlords love being like "yeah you can move in, i'll just need first month's rent, last month's rent, security deposit, broker fee, your grandpa's ashes, the love in your heart, the fire in your soul"
— trash jones (@jzux) July 3, 2025
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— i like food (@messedupfoods) July 2, 2025
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What word do you use in place of 'fuck' in front of children?
Mine is 'fuck'— Shannon (@gardengirl125) July 3, 2025
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Ancestry dot com subscription: 19.99 a month. Ouija board: 18.69 on amazon.
— erin (@erinwouldtweet) July 2, 2025
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― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals pic.twitter.com/OePXbEkbgQ
— cinematicfella. (@cinematicfella) July 2, 2025
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When I die, bury me with three swords and two horse heads. Really fuck with them in the future
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) July 2, 2025
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Wore a Beatles shirt in public and a guy asked me to name 5 songs and without a beat a listed off 5 deep cuts and then asked him to name the 5 girlfriends Paul McCartney had in 1968 and he couldn’t so I win
— caelyn grace (@allherloving) June 30, 2025
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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?
— Kristen (@Kica333) June 22, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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