25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
There's always someone having a worse day than you
— Alison (@alisondennison.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
14.
ANDREW CASTLE. Get more respect by changing your first name to Bouncy.
#Wimbledon— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
15.
The Bible Belt is like a regular belt except it’s more holey
*catapults phone into the sun— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
16.
You notice a beautiful woman wearing a t-shirt that says "My eyes are up here." But you look up and see she's wearing sunglasses that say "No, higher than that." Her hat says "Keep going."
Eventually, you notice her long eyestalks and huge shell, but by then, it's too late. It's snail time.
— D.N. Schmidt, science fiction author (@dnschmidt.com) July 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
17.
In my 40s, “a woman who has let herself go” begins to sound less like a tragedy and more like a horse who has finally figured out how to open the gate.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
18.
“The hare and tortoise had a race and long story short, the tortoise won”
– ASAP’s fables— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
19.
Whosoever carveth the watermelon may eat as much as they like in the process. On this, melon law is quite clear.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
20.
God: what have you done with the life I have given you
Humans: we invented language
God: ok most of these words are stupid
21.
they say “being kind” is free but so is being mean
— Midge (@midge.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
22.
The roof of my mouth has had it way too easy lately. I'm gonna eat some scalding hot pizza followed by a handful of granola
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
23.
"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
24.
I would start a cult if it weren't for the paperwork.
— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
25.
— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux.bsky.social) July 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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