Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I’m afraid you have once again violated my trust.
– current me to past me, who put the keys in a brand new place— Joji (@jojipaints) August 7, 2025
14.
“I asked grok” “I asked ChatGPT” okay I asked an anthropomorphic cricket that believes he’s the arbiter of morality and he said you’re an idiot.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 6, 2025
15.
keeping myself humble by remembering that no matter how smart I think I am, it’s still not smart enough to get off twitter
— katie (@katefeetie) August 4, 2025
16.
Remember when David Blaine slept in a perspex box suspended over the Thames for a week and people just threw chips at him and called him a cunt?
Simpler times.
— Uncle Tits (@Oncle_Seins) August 2, 2025
17.
Can we talk about what a laughably overrated author H.G. Wells was? The only work of his I've consumed is the 2025 adaptation of War of the Worlds starring Ice Cube and to be honest I've seen all I need to pic.twitter.com/8bTYs49r6Z
— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JasonKPargin) August 4, 2025
18.
Server: Fruit or hash browns?
Me: Do I look like I’m trying to live forever?
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) August 6, 2025
19.
Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) August 2, 2025
20.
Absolutely no one is doing this pic.twitter.com/w098K61C8M
— Anarchy princess (@SatireAP) August 3, 2025
21.
daughter: hurry, dad! I can’t hold it!
me: excuse me, do you have a restroom?
cashier: no
me: do you have a mop?
cashier: restroom’s the second door on your right
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 5, 2025
22.
Not saying the service in a café yesterday was slow, but on the back of the menu it said they opened in 1874, and there was a picture of me ordering my cup of tea
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) August 7, 2025
23.
hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil
— HONEY (@itshoneylive) August 6, 2025
24.
A British rule: if a supermarket’s name doesn’t have an ‘s’ on the end, then you just have to add one yourself.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 7, 2025
25.
obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids pic.twitter.com/ySI6j0bmEJ
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 5, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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