‘What’s the weirdest flex you’ve ever heard someone say with a straight face?’ – 21 bizarre brags that people were unable to take seriously
12.
”I’m the most humble person I know.”
–Sunday_313
13.
‘When I worked and lived in South Korea, I came across a guy from the US who proudly claimed that he had been living there for over five years and ‘I’ve never tried Korean food, not even once.”
–buckyhermit
14.
”I don’t do anything around the house. My wife does it all.’ I’ve met your wife dude. She’s miserable and hates her life.’
–dullgreybathmat
15.
‘A producer I worked with told me that a famous UK (at the time) female celebrity used to nanny for his kids when she was starting out and that he had her number in his phone (he waved it at me as proof). He then proceeded to just spew all the issues she’d had as a teenager as his anecdotes to share for kudos. He was a total shitheel.’
–South-Bank-stroll
16.
”I smoked through all five of my pregnancies and my kids turned out fine.’
My boss, when I was pregnant and explaining why I didn’t want to sit on the dock and smoke anymore.’
–JustBeeThatsIt
17.
‘My ex-boss said he doesn’t even know the name of his son or how old he exactly is. He’s married, his son and wife live in the same house. He’s just a dick.’
–StopthinkingitsMe
18.
‘A friend of mine said she was proud of convincing her nephew out of applying for high school.’
–TinfoilI
19.
‘A co-worker once told me he got a police ‘escort’ out of his previous job for threatening to kill his boss. He then made a mic drop motion with his hand followed by a little gotcha style laugh. This was in response to our boss walking by our work station without saying hello.’
–Zschaus1
20.
”I haven’t read a book in 20 years,’ when his dumbass found out I was a published author.’
–Public_Pressure_4516
21.
‘I was a preschool teacher for a while. Weird flexes are their thing! I once stopped a competition of hot glue holding.’
–ChangetheGame20
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