25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
I hate that every store has a rewards program now, you could buy live bait and you’d get a text about how you have 12,000 Worm Points
— Dan Sheehan (@dansheehan.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
14.
Why learn to cook when I can have cereal: a meal and a dessert and a drink
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
15.
my pre-ordered Dan Brown novel has arrived through my letter box, emphatically
— Mutable Joe (@mutablejoe.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
16.
By age 30 you should have at least 30 close friends who all look exactly like you and who speak together in perfect unison and follow you around everywhere in a v-formation
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
17.
Indiana Jones & the Temple of Groove
— Jack (@wakeupangry.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
18.
In a Palermo cafe where the waiter just keeps bringing me glasses of cold white wine.whenever mine is empty. I can sense him daring me to wave him away.
Sir this is not a battle you will win.
— John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
19.
So weird how no one invented "looking busy at work despite not being busy" until recently. You'd think someone would've come up with that before now, but no, it's a new trend, with a name that is definitely real and commonly used.
— Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
20.
Hmmm…maybe it's hyphenated?
— Graham (@grahamofthedead.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
21.
When I was 10 I’d regularly beat my best mate at tennis. Eventually I stopped playing but he’d go on to be ranked as the British number 1 during the 90s. By my reckoning therefore that means had I continued playing I too could have been losing in the first round at Wimbledon every year.
— bacon popsicle ☕️ (@gupton68.bsky.social) September 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
22.
The existence of Betty Boo doing the do implies the existence of Betty Boothroyd doing the doothroyd
— honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids (@snowrespecter.bsky.social) September 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
23.
Waiter: may i recommend the steak?
Dracula: you may not
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) September 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
24.
I really admire the way a lot of people have never tried to contact me at all. Just first-class own-business-minding on their part.
— Nate's Myth (@natesmith.dev) September 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
25.
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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