25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
And if you stir your hotel room tea properly, that paper label on the string should just fall right in
— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) October 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
14.
(Duck church)
Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread
*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
— Pandy Fackler (@thatbrenna.bsky.social) 14 October 2025 at 07:49
15.
reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) October 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
16.
The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) October 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
17.
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
18.
You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) October 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
19.
me, during turbulence on a flight: omg i think we’re gonna crash aaaarrrrggghhh !!
also me: i’ll have the goldfish crackers. and the plantains. thanks
— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
20.
*Stepping on the scale Monday morning
Me: You’re such a liar
Scale: Pizza, 8 beers, Moose tracks, crumb cake, eggplant in garlic sauce.Shall I continue?
Me: ………
Scale: ……….— Blue Fairylicious Girl (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) October 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
21.
I'm sorry I said your poem about the little hedgehog was predictable and that the rhyme wasn't really working properly.
— trouteyes (@trouteyes.bsky.social) October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
22.
The human mind is a remarkable thingamajig for processing whatchamacallit.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 14 October 2025 at 17:15
23.
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
– mine
– my wife’s
– my landline number from when I first moved to LA
– my childhood home
– a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”— Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
24.
Suggesting that public toilets should be converted into 'community podiatry units' is a ludicrous suggestion. And implying that it would also help fund the British space programme? Insult added to injury. To be clear, nobody has said any of this but, ooh, imagine if they did.
— Ray Newman (@raynewman.bsky.social) October 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
25.
I reckon I know already.
— Richard Herring (@herring1967.bsky.social) October 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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