This Nigel Farage fan refuses to use self service checkouts as a matter of principle – 17 funniest and most on-point responses
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Just admit you don’t know how to do it
— Gareth Morris (@GarethDMorris) October 19, 2025
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These people complain about immigrants ‘not integrating’ but then refuse to use technology that has been around for 20 years https://t.co/zt8BD0B6eh
— rosie (@_slowsie) October 21, 2025
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What about those cash points? You have to get your own money out??? Would you really queue up inside the bank for about 40 minutes to get cash out? It’s better to have choices than not
— Craig Watts (@craig_watts) October 19, 2025
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British pensioners don’t actually retire they make being a problem their full time job https://t.co/dL8txhpRSp
— Anton (@antonerable) October 19, 2025
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I like self service check outs. They mean that you don’t have to make small talk with the bored, disinterested sales assistant who feels obliged to engage with you as part of the supermarkets customer service charter.
— Simon Lord (@MPC3675) October 19, 2025
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Guarantee you no-one doing this has ever worked in retail. https://t.co/yMeMqfcVD9
— Chloe (@ch0l3) October 20, 2025
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Going into a store, purchasing multiple items, checking out, leaving said store, all without any human interaction whatsoever, is what I call a successful shopping trip.
— UncleRay (@RZBuckeye1) October 19, 2025
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I was an IQ denialist until I supervised the self-checkouts and saw how many minds short circuit at basic prompts https://t.co/epjELo6PqX
— Martha (@metiskra) October 20, 2025
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The throughput of customers using self service at M&S in Waterloo station is one of the great logistical wonders of the modern world. https://t.co/OakJpCr4pC
— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) October 19, 2025
And because we’re never less than fair and balanced, there were also some people saying this.
prefer a checkout with a person, than piss about with self service checkout… last time I used self service checkout I had to call the assistant 4 times to sort it out… shops should give discounts to use them…
— tick, yep its meツ (@lnfinite_loop) October 19, 2025
Maybe. Maybe not.
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