Reform UK

Reform UK has received a total of £72m from crypto billionaires over two days, but Nigel Farage says they want “nothing” in return – 20 savage responses that are right on the money

Brexit bankroller Arron Banks ranted about the lack of ‘white faces’ working at Heathrow, and got the frank condemnation he deserved

The Met Police have opened a new investigation into Reform UK’s finances, and the schadenfreude is off the scale – 23 top responses

Nigel Farage vowed that if his hypothetical ministers failed, they’d resign or be sacked, and the irony was visible from outer space – 16 helpings of chinny reckon

This 53 seconds with Nigel Farage’s number one fan is a terrifying glimpse of what we’re up against right now

This Reform UK delegate’s take on incest was already jaw-dropping but the payoff was next level

This 20-year-old Reform UK council leader demonstrated his maturity and professionalism by saying Green Party members smell – 19 votes of no confidence

Reform UK-ers got super excited by their ‘non-woke bottle caps’ and it was a spectacular own goal for the ages

Richard Tice posted a photo of his Reform conference jump ‘for joy’, and Guinness might have to update its entry for the biggest self-own – 17 brutal responses

Robert Jenrick’s sarcastic “Boo hoo!” in response to two women protesters being attacked by Reform’s conference audience makes him a shoo-in for Statesman of the Week

Robert Jenrick posted his resignation letter for a job he doesn’t even have, and was mocked to oblivion – 17 top takedowns

Nigel Farage just laughed as female protestors at the Reform UK conference were violently manhandled by elderly party members

This Reform UK supporter dressed as Richard the Lionheart explained why he supports the party and Farage, and as an insight into their voters’ minds it might be hard to beat

Nadine Dorries and Laila Cunningham gave competing trainwreck interviews defending Reform UK’s funding, and honestly it’s hard to pick which is the more excruciating to watch

Nigel Farage said he’d declare a “national emergency” and make Parliament sit 24 hours a day if Reform UK are elected, and people were quick to point out a few flaws in his plan