A ‘biohacker’ influencer told women to get up early to make themselves beautiful for their man – 14 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns
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I’m sorry your husband isn’t attracted to you for you. That sounds exhausting and sad.
— The Countess of The Black Hearts (@vixmcintyre) October 29, 2025
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“dont ever get comfortable” is rhetoric we’ve been un-teaching young women for decades now. I am utterly sick of seeing a new generalisation standard for women from every direction. Your gender should not need to be significant to who you are as a person. A relationship without- https://t.co/MxDNZ8ow0y
— guiltray (@guiltray) October 29, 2025
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“Don’t ever get comfortable” is insane when talking about a relationship lol
— Mx Lucas (@paigenoellucas) October 29, 2025
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This is wildly incorrect because I’ve effectively trained all the men in my life to wake me up gently with coffee and they’re all totally obsessed with me and my bedhead https://t.co/zLzrtOTUnb
— Angelica Noi (@angelicanoi) October 29, 2025
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I did this with my college boyfriend and it freaked him out so much when he caught on that he made me sit in front of a mirror and say “I am beautiful and worthy of love” ten times and I cried https://t.co/BX2h2tMcWs
— Overthinking Hedonist (@charlotter_yder) October 28, 2025
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What in the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel kind of bullshit is this?
I mean, I agree, it’s nice to not let yourself go, but this is clinical insanity territory.
— Armchair Commie ☭ (@Home_Mentions) October 29, 2025
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Little piece of advice to anyone that reads this, do not do what this post says. If your partner doesn’t find you attractive and doesn’t love you when you aren’t all spruced up, then they don’t deserve you. Love yourself and love being your natural self
— Lagon (@Lagon___) October 29, 2025
And finally …
babe u r truly the picasso of rage baiter ily
— Sophia (@kaliyugacowgirl) October 28, 2025