Tucker Carlson said he was ‘attacked and mauled by a demon’ whilst he was in bed – 17 diabolically funny takedowns
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Even the demons have had enough of his shit
— two nukes take out russia (@downholetool) October 31, 2025
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Is he in Maine? I’m sure the Doctor who treated his bleeding claw marks could have some insight into what species of demon.
He did go to the doctor, right?— Sharon (@nottodaybasil) October 31, 2025
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Mauled in bed by a demon?
Dude. Even your dogs hate you. https://t.co/FpUzycOdKB
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) October 31, 2025
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I don’t think people who believe this should be allowed to drive, own firearms or vote https://t.co/fwwVVRrNC3
— neckbook textbreaker (@txtneckbreaker) October 31, 2025
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This is actually the most plausible explanation for what has happened to his mind. https://t.co/H7qKDUvWww
— Joerg Lau (@joerglau) October 31, 2025
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I’m going to hazard a guess.
Man sleeps with his dogs and wife.
Dog accidentally claws Tucker during the night. Tucker’s conspiratorial mind works overtime to concoct a crazy and borderline psychotic theory that he was attacked by a demon in the night.
CASE CLOSED. https://t.co/mlCOqqX0fW
— Darrell (Daz) Croston (@dpxton) October 31, 2025
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We, as a people, deserve a more effective and hard working generation of demons https://t.co/mS6E9vHu3n
— spooky autumnal arvo färt (@arvofart) October 31, 2025
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these are the same people that call trans people mentally ill by the way https://t.co/tFba0pDli6
— ʂɬɛ℘ɧąŋıɛ (@StephsNaFluffy) October 31, 2025
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