25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
A very happy Wednesday to all – presuming you’re getting to this on the day of writing.
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Let’s dive right in.
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— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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the face i make when i have a great idea, before i realize the inevitable repercussions
— Ennui Doofen (@ennuidoofen.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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The most valuable showbiz advice i ever received ŵas "Never split up with Lily Allen."
— paulsinha.bsky.social (@paulsinha.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
— Bobby Silverman (@robertsilverman.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Why does this always sound like a threat?
— John Self (@john-self.bsky.social) 30 October 2025 at 12:03
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Me in the early smartphone era:
OMG apps are so fun! There’s one that makes a candle on your phone! Download all the apps!
Me, today:
I swear to God if you make me download your app to use your service I will cancel you forever.
— Andrew McLaren (@drewdles.bsky.social) 30 October 2025 at 00:32
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I'm not sure but I think I might be the first person in the world to hear "the dog's got into the chicken biriyani and it's on the curtains" being shouted up the stairs while I'm on a teams? x
— BUCKERS (@deathofbuckley.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Unfortunate juxtaposition…
— Joanne Harris (@joannechocolat.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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On Sergelstorg baht ‘at
— Matthew Sweet (@drmatthewsweet.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Melancholy implies the existence of Sueancholy
— Bex Luther (@superbreeze.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
12.
This could be an Irish woman
— Olaf Falafel (@ofalafel.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM