Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I'm an adult, but not like an "I won't eat cupcakes and ice cream for breakfast" adult.
— That Bomb Munchkin (@Bombmunchkin) November 5, 2025
14.
Eating a fillet o fish on the tube pic.twitter.com/nldV02DX66
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) November 6, 2025
15.
I was going to tweet a joke about Meat Loaf, but I won't do that.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) November 6, 2025
16.
Mortgages are to be added to the curriculum in England’s schools, to help young people understand how their future landlords will own their homes pic.twitter.com/ZQoaDnvbxT
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 5, 2025
17.
WAIT, I NEED SPECIAL SOCKS???? pic.twitter.com/2bKDe2vEIf
— Heather (@HDunn_Writer) November 5, 2025
18.
My marriage is 50% love, 50% competitive parallel parking.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) November 4, 2025
19.
I get way too many airwalk tutorials in my feed for somebody who has enough trouble ground walking.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 6, 2025
20.
*to camel* Get up dude it was one straw
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) November 3, 2025
21.
This new Barbie Dreamhouse Oval Office Edition sucks. pic.twitter.com/MZfQDdEbc3
— MM (@adgirlMM) November 6, 2025
22.
I adore the boldness of kids. They’ll just hold out their foot in front of you & stare like, “tie my shoe, peasant” & you’re like OK but one of these days we gotta talk bunny ear method
— astr0z0mbreez (@astr0z0mbreez) November 6, 2025
23.
I’m at a point in my life where I understand why roosters scream first thing in the morning.
— Kristen (@Kica333) November 3, 2025
24.
Me: I forgot my password and now my account is locked.
IT: AGAIN?
Me: Yes.
IT: OK I'll change it to “Password”
Me: Ok.[ten mins later]
IT: What.
Me: You won't believe this.— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 6, 2025
25.
I won't be happy till King Charles III is called Charles, the Queen Consort is called Camilla and Buckingham Palace is called The Green Park Paddington Bear Experience.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 1, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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