Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

That rumble you can hear is the sound of the weekend approaching.

Whether that means you get a rest, have some serious socialising to do, or there’s a list of jobs as long as your arm, there’s no better way to launch it than with our round-up of funny tweets.

We waded through the reply guys, the “well, actually”s, and the ‘There’s a war on Christmas’ brigade to find them for you, but we think it was worth it.

1.

Charcuterie is French for “I’d like a sandwich but I don’t have any bread.”

— ChiChi Greenblatt (@ChiChiGreenblat) November 12, 2025

2.

I knew I shouldn't have asked Lee Anderson to refil the soap dispensers at Reform HQ. pic.twitter.com/eewLFtbCwi

— Parody Nigel Farage (@Parody_PM) November 12, 2025

3.

How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) November 10, 2025

4.

Can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/WTHXGqz3xJ

— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) November 12, 2025

5.

them: update your spices every 6 months

me: best I can do is throw out this jar of cinnamon sticks that made it through 3 interstate moves in 8 years

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 12, 2025

6.

Nothing lends greater credibility to the Superman/Clark Kent disguise than this paparazzi image of Alan Carr without his glasses. pic.twitter.com/EPKIO4ktma

— Stephen Knight ️ (@GSpellchecker) November 9, 2025

7.

My new car doesn’t have blind spot monitors, so now I have to use my mirrors like some kinda stage coach driver.

— Darla (@ddsmidt) November 11, 2025

8.

I read this in the style of the man that read the football results years ago.
Try it. It's a lot of fun…
Fabulous away win for Hot Choc! pic.twitter.com/KWYKbgT5LG

— Mr Benn (@thebowlerhatman) November 12, 2025

9.

Attack of the Clones pic.twitter.com/h3tpxscrDb

— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) November 12, 2025

10.

Thank God they put up that cone. I would’ve driven right into that mess. pic.twitter.com/1fkIYZrJgL

— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) November 8, 2025

11.

Martin Kemp? Absolute nepo-daddy. Only in there cos his sons on The One Show https://t.co/xuiWlgbmT7

— Roman Kemp (@romankemp) November 10, 2025

12.

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2025