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Ant Middleton said Sadiq Khan couldn’t fool Londoners with his ‘damage control overload’ Christmas tree and was brutally owned all the way into the new year

It’s with a mildly heavy heart that we return to the thoughts of Ant Middleton, the former soldier and occasional TV presenter, Reform UK-er and 2028 London mayoral candidate, apparently.

Middleton’s been having a long and hard think about Christmas trees, specifically this one in London which London mayor Sadiq Khan took pleasure in sharing with his followers on Twitter.

Now that’s a Christmas tree.

Hard to believe we know, but Middleton saw nothing but the negative side, suggesting Khan was somehow on ‘damage control overload’ to make up for a disappointing tree last year.

Not only that, it was ‘too little, too late’ – suggesting, presumably, that Khan doesn’t really care about Christmas – before ending up even more unpleasant.

And we’re glad he did – in a way – because he ended up owned all the way into the new year.

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Just in case anyone still needed telling …

To conclude …

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Source @antmiddleton