Politics fail Pete hegseth war

Pete Hegseth earnestly announced a bunch of ludicrous military mission names on Twitter and got trolled into oblivion by the ‘Phrasing!’ police

Saul Hutson. Updated November 18th, 2025

Pete Hegseth serves as Secretary of War (a totally not made up title that makes him super cool and scary) and he spends the majority of his time reminding you that he is in charge of fighting wars.

His most recent attempt at justifying his job came in the form of this release of new operation titles. It’s… certainly something.

This is essentially the social media equivalent of driving around in a giant pickup truck souped up with monster truck wheels in a desperate attempt to convince everyone how large your genitals are.

The cry for help was not lost on the internet. And while the unintentional comedy of Hegseth’s original post is hard to top, the intentionally hilarious replies really brought the (midnight?) hammer.

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