Life christmas conspiracy theories quality street
We regret to inform you that today’s conspiracy theorist fury roulette wheel has landed on revamped chocolate wrappers – 18 sweet reactions
It must be utterly exhausting being a right-wing conspiracy theorist online. The rage seems so bottomless they’ll grab at any trivial thing just to have a new target.
And this Christmas, they’re having a field day: mince pies, Christmas stamps, TV ads, Christmas trees… and now their latest outrage? Quality Street. And, naturally, Roses as well.
So, what’s the problem? Here’s the tweet from Em R, whose feed is usually concerned with chemtrails and the horrors of immigration.

She had a photo for comparison.

You’re shouting at chocolates, Em! The takedowns were sweet.
1.
You're upset and indignant about a sweet wrapper?
— Bart (@Bart_E_Newman) November 25, 2025
2.
Strange thing to rile someone.
So if you had a nut allergy & ate an unlabelled item containing nuts, who would be to blame ?— dave o'brien (@anondob) November 25, 2025
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You were kids when you found awe and wonder in shiny plastic. Grow up.
— Helen (@willhel) November 24, 2025
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Stop fucking buying them then!
— Ben (@Ben_42_65_6e) November 24, 2025
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I think you need to grow up Em. This is really not a problem
— doinkos (@WafflesInfo) November 25, 2025
6.
Jesus. You should try having some real problems in life
— Ben Smyth (@bensmyth18) November 25, 2025
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Something else to add to the losing our country list, everything is fucked blah blah
Any second I’m expecting the flood of posts about the state of Quality Street, Roses, Heroes etc and obvs will be the Muslims fault
Here’s an idea, don’t buy them if they make you feel…
— Sutts (@007Sutts) November 25, 2025
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Oh are we getting angry at chocolates now?
— Stuart McClelland (@Stu_135) November 25, 2025
9.
Don’t buy ‘em then, Mrs Angry.
There, fixed it for you.— Daft Cnut (@OtisBDriftwoo17) November 25, 2025
