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The Birth of Jesus children’s book excruciatingly narrated by A.I. Donald Trump isn’t satire – but it really, really should be

Oonagh Keating. Updated December 15th, 2025

Over on TikTok, Linda Catalina shared a video of a book she’s bought to give as a Christmas gift. In fact, she’s bought several.

Brace yourselves …incoming Maga A.I. slop.

@lindacatalinaaa How hilarious is this book the Birth of Jesus narrated by Trump and it’s written exactly how he talks. I got a few of thhis se to give to my friend’s children for Christmas #trump2024 #republican #maga ♬ original sound – Linda Catalina

We thought she might be joking, but no. Linda is a big Donald Trump fan. Christian Nightmares spotted the borderline blasphemy and shared it on Instagram.

They added –

‘The Birth of Jesus narrated by Trump. Unfortunately, this is a real book …’

It was created by the ominously named President’s Bible brand, and if you thought that suggested there might be more, you’d be right. As well as the Birth of Jesus, they’ve made Noah’s Ark, with David and Goliath on the way.

Presumably, there’ll be many more. Grifters gonna grift.

Here’s how Instagram users reacted.

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“Joseph: RELAX, GUY!”
bretkbco

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Ahh yes, AI slop, trump, and jesus— their 3 favorite things!
drakeemi4

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I’m so confused-was the original intent of this satire or is this a legit thing they want for kids? The fact that it can actually be both is gold!
paul.and.leo

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And the wise men said to me, “Sir, we know he’s the Messiah, but you have a beautiful body, you are hotter, you are the true Prince of Peace because you ended eight wars and you were given a soccer award for peace which is better that that other award, groceries are down and you love that they love you.”
niwdlabluap

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A convicted sex offender/felon is okay to read to kids but drag queen story hour is bad? I don’t think so honey.
katiedanger

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This is beyond blasphemous.
cblackattack

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But they’re not a cult!
richcastillo.music

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That lady’s joking, right?
spookyhelder

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“…and he’s going to be amazing”. It’s written in Trump’s stunted sixth-grade man-child vocabulary.
leeewahhhh

Christian Nightmares posted the video on Twitter, too, where the facepalming continued in full force.

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nschneids11 had the important question.

Does he deport baby Jesus at the end of the book? That’s the answer we all need to know.

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Did anybody get a worse Christmas present than this fairy tale about Donald Trump?

Source Linda Catalina Image Screengrab