Our 50 Favourite Funny Bluesky posts of 2025
18.
Nice try, copper.
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) May 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
19.
I don’t feel like cotton candy has been adequately explained to us
‘you spin sugar really fast and that just happens’ yea okay grow up
— slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) May 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
20.
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
— soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) May 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
21.
and does he always walk around with his…
with his cheeks out yeah
and you've tried…?
to make him stop? yes, yes I have
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) May 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
22.
That’s not the rule and you know it.
— Louise Blain (@louiseblain.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
23.
cat doing improv: alright, so im going to puke. now someone give me a location
audience: floor!
cat: i think i heard “couch or bed?”
— merritt (@merrittk.com) June 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
24.
god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna –
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
25.
Funny how so called "cosy crime" novels are always about murder rather than raffle fraud.
— paulsinha.bsky.social (@paulsinha.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
26.
I'm sorry I said that the Hedgehog poem you wrote for the RSPCA competition was mid.
— trouteyes (@trouteyes.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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28.
Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
— Golden State Worrier (@cheesegod.bsky.social) July 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
29.
what actors call that one legend who’s always overacting
— Toby Earle (@tobyontv.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
30.
I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
— eli yudin (@eliyudin.com) August 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
31.
Salt n Pepa
“Push it, push it real good!”Sisyphus
“.. literally not helping.”— xsfleabaggage.bsky.social (@xsfleabaggage.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
32.
29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) August 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
33.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
— Nea “Dracula” Ching (@thegaychingy.bsky.social) August 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
34.
Me: all superstition and folklore is ultimately fiction.
Also me: no way am I walking between these two, I’ll probably piss a witch off or something.
— Jon Dear (@accordingtojond.bsky.social) August 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM