What is the dumbest thing someone has said to you in full confidence? – 17 stupid revelations that deserve a wider audience
10.
‘They were concerned about their flights to Australia because they used metric time there.’
-Comfortable-Figure17
11.
‘This was back in 2001-2002. My then-partner’s aunt was confused about why “they haven’t caught him yet.” Of course I assumed she was talking about Osama bin Laden.
‘But it came to pass that she was talking about Al-Qaeda, whom she believed was a guy named Al, last name Qaeda. It’s been damn near 25 years and I’m STILL speechless from this one.’
-SharMarali
12.
‘That Nicholas Cage played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings.’
–Words-Words-Words-
13.
‘“I turned down that pay raise bc it would put me in a higher tax bracket and I’d make less money”
‘Ok, Mr. $15/hr. go on, then.’
-mysecretissafe
14.
‘I had someone ask me how they were supposed to ship something from another city if there was no water in between.’
-ooooooh_noo
15.
‘Circa 1992, I’m a pre-teen. Bohemian Rhapsody is extravagantly popular because of Wayne’s World. It comes on the radio and I’m singing along.
‘My mom says: “Isn’t this Freddie Mercury singing?”
‘And I reply, with as much attitude that a child could muster: “No mom! It’s Queen! Get into the 90’s!!! GEEZ!!!!”
‘She and her friend started laughing so hard that she almost wrecked the car.
‘I still think about it.’
-BoneCode
16.
‘If Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter how’d he get all that shit done?
‘I thought she was joking. Nope dead pan.
‘This person was a nurse in charge of other nurses at an emergency department.’
-SeanThatGuy
17.
‘”I’m going to miss it because of work. I don’t see why they can’t just schedule the Eclipse to happen a few hours later.”’
-Other_Log_1996
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