Our 50 Favourite Funny Tweets of 2025
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Do you think there’s an amount of money the Vatican would accept to let you use the Conclave chimney to do a gender reveal
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 8, 2025
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It's 80's day at my 10yo's school so I made him walk there without a water bottle and told him to be home before the street lights come on.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 15, 2025
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You wouldn’t think that one 30-minute practice a week would be enough to hone 50 novice elementary school musicians into a finely-tuned orchestra, and you would be right.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 28, 2025
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Flight Fact: Ryanair have won ‘the most unpopular airline’ trophy 6 years in a row. If they retain it again next year, they'll break the record set by the Luftwaffe.
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) June 4, 2025
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my son waking me up for Bluey pic.twitter.com/Vd7echfL8o
— Nate Tice (@Nate_Tice) June 9, 2025
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When you're in charge of naming Scottish lochs and it's 4:59pm pic.twitter.com/4PZZVZu1xi
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) June 19, 2025
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There should be Mad Men expanded universe books like there were for Star Wars. I should be able to read a non-canon paperback where Don Draper has to pitch the Garfield telephone
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) July 2, 2025
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They should do a reverse Jurassic Park as a prequel.
200 million years ago dinosaur scientists genetically engineer humans and then desperately try to stop us as we breed, destroy their environment, and make prehistoric versions of Love Island.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 6, 2025
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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) July 14, 2025
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Standing desk usage so far:
time sitting: 90%
time standing: 5%
time accidentally hitting the button that makes it go up and down: 117%— meghan (@deloisivete) July 23, 2025
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Pretend you’re Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at Lime Street station and looking up at the departures board.
— Plink2 (@plinketyplink2) July 29, 2025
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People in the Bible faced the same challenges we face today. Here we see Samson trying to give his cat a pill. pic.twitter.com/fApzeuxIHB
— Debbi דְבוֹרָה (@RedeemedRags) August 2, 2025
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bad news is the hamster’s dead. good news is that it’s soft, clean and smells like a summer meadow… pic.twitter.com/ClQ43vOB6B
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 14, 2025
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The spider in my house watching me put up fake spider decorations after I’ve just flattened his best mate with a flip flop pic.twitter.com/fC2fljsSAY
— Dobby Club (@DobbyClub06) October 28, 2025
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"You're what we call a Trump cat" pic.twitter.com/D1JizUkfC5
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 26, 2025
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It's only when you watch The Shining for the second time do you note Kubrick's masterful ironic foreshadowing in this opening scene. pic.twitter.com/X9a0XaFQh7
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) August 31, 2025