Garron Noone’s review of this very fancy sandwich can be filed under ‘harsh, but fair’ (NSFW)
Apart from Kemi Badenoch, we all like a nice sandwich for lunch, and most of it keep it simple because you just can’t beat salt and vinegar crisps and a bit of marge on white bread. I will be taking no notes on this.
One person who has strong thoughts on what makes a good sandwich is the singer and comedian Garron Noone, who had some pretty NSFW comments to make regarding the fanciest of fancy sandwiches.
Let’s see how it panned out.
@garron_music
“I get it, you’ve probably spent eight euros on this bread. That doesn’t mean you’re making a different dish. It’s still a sandwich.”
“She’s pulling out the fucking bread. There’s nothing wrong with bread. Put that bread back in.”
“Oregano sounds like a city you’d go to on a cheap stag do.”
He came round in the end, despite the half a bottle of olive oil and a lake of pesto. TikTok users were largely on his side about most points.
1.
She pronounced oregano correctly. Other than that I pretty much agree with you.
@Wendy SimmonsYou can’t even pronounce ‘Herbs’ properly you lot think it has a silent H
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2.
If there’s not a thick layer of Kerrygold on at least one side of the bread, it doesn’t count as a sandwich.
@HeathenWenders
3.
She probably calls Subway stores “Metro” to sound trendy.
@Cal
4.
Her pronunciation of mozzarella and prosciutto are irksome.
@becrystalstudio
5.
Ordered a sandwich from a place that shall remain nameless because im not a arsehole but 20 quid for sandwich should have came with 3 other sandwiches.
@Tony mck
6.
The only excuse for pulling the bread out of the crust is to make a cob loaf dip where you bake the bread separately and dip it back into the cheesy goodness.
@hickie.g
7.
I hate pesto. I’ll die on that hill. I don’t want to taste my sandwich for 3 more business days. Unpopular opinion but you won’t change my mind.
@lynn ehmen6 ❌
8.
No one uses fresh oregano. It’s better dried, everyone knows that. Also you take out my bread I’m using that loaf against you.
@Tiffany Rose
9.
Too many tomatoes, not enough bread, too much oil, not enough bread, too much pesto, not enough bread.
@Nolan
10.
If anything, people usually want the crusts cut off of their bread, but they’ve just gone ahead and thought “why not make it all crust?”
@mburns91
11.
I’ve never laughed so much at sandwich commentary you’re brilliant.
@Carrie Lou
12.
If I don’t have to elbow drop a sandwich to get it in my mouth I don’t want it.
@kessichallen
Coco was pretty topical, to be fair.
Any more oil and America will invade the plate man!
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