RFK Jr. reported that Trump has ordered an end to obesity, and the internet said the quiet part out loud – 17 tasty takedowns

10.

Trump: “Ok. Everyone stop being fat.”

Everyone: “You first.”

— Bill Schmidt (@BaByBoY12216) January 7, 2026

11.

Has he actually looked at his boss lately? pic.twitter.com/S5z8d9kdX0

— MaryMac (@Marychr88488182) January 7, 2026

12.

This guy? pic.twitter.com/hQrbJu08cx

— Nocturnal~Black~Cat (@irregularjoe) January 7, 2026

13.

By royal decree obesity is no longer an issue in America! Wow! pic.twitter.com/SXXSuVXBrg

— Lib Dunk (@libdunkmedia) January 7, 2026

14.

The call might be coming from inside the house, no?

— Andrew Goodman (@GeopoliticsNrd) January 7, 2026

15.

Be the change you wish to see in the world https://t.co/CavxrD5e4D

— Elika Sadeghi (@elikasadeghi) January 7, 2026

16.

The Order https://t.co/CFWpeqIdkY pic.twitter.com/BpuX0WXxAb

— Salt (@SaltonCA) January 7, 2026

17.

Did that fat fuck issue this decree to his subjects whilst lying atop a pile of empty Big Mac boxes he’s recently shoved into his gaping maw? https://t.co/Qan75YC3s8

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) January 7, 2026

If only someone else had tried to make America Healthy Again.

Remember when Republicans lost their shit because Michelle Obama suggested children should exercise more and eat healthier school lunches?

— Sedary Raymaker (@SedaryRaymaker) January 7, 2026

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Donald Trump shared his opinion on health care and it’s the clearest indication yet he doesn’t care about anyone but himself – 17 clinical comebacks

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