This misogynistic guide to ‘turning flat conversations into flirty ones’ is a brilliant lesson in ‘what not to do’
Crazy way to declare you have never felt the touch of a woman
— Mari (@lazzefire) December 19, 2025
The guy writing this pic.twitter.com/MzfBFAQbd8
— Spoon (@GiveMeREM) December 19, 2025
most of these would make me instantly ghost
— techsiren ♥︎ (@techhsiren) December 21, 2025
She has blocked me now, is this part of the process?
— nzz (@1Nzz_) December 19, 2025
Sure, after a tiring day women love being scolded and cross-examined by a man who contributes nothing of his own to the conversation. Gold standard advice for incels everywhere.
— The Apostropher Royal (@GrammarTsar) December 20, 2025
its funny how all the women in the comments are like "Do Not Do This", perhaps men should try listening to women instead of letting another man tell them what women want? just a suggestion ♡
— Apollo (@golden_lyre7) December 20, 2025
Ever spent real time with women, darling?
If this is your flirting style, I'd be gone before you finished the sentence. Noble intent noted, but any woman with a little bit of wit would spot the negging & vanish.
Genuine interest works better than a clever shade anytime.
— Auteur Obscure (@Quietframe) December 19, 2025
I would karate chop a man in the throat if he tried this shit on me.
— Saturn’s Temptress (@cashforkronos) December 19, 2025
Most of those would just make you sound like a complete prick.
— Mel Ting (@TouchGrassMyBro) December 19, 2025
The only thing you’re doing with this is turning her dry as a desert. These are so cringe, I have the urge to scoop out the part of my brain that remembers it
— Sup_gyoya (@SGyoya) December 19, 2025
OK, she blocked my number and her brother slapped me down. Excited for part 2…
— Formline AI | Horse Racing Tips (@formlineai) December 20, 2025
The male loneliness epidemic has a coach, I see
— BeyondGraves (@BeyondGraves) December 20, 2025
This is the most cringeworthy dogshit ive ever had the misfortune to stumble on
— gaz8383 (@garyduckworth11) December 19, 2025
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