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‘What’s the dumbest way a guy has ruined his chances with you?’ 19 dating disasters

11.

I was really interested in this guy and I’d had a crush on him secretly for YEARS. We finally connected and on our second date we met at his house before going to dinner. He was telling me how he hasn’t had something looked at because his ex wife still makes his doctor appointments. Nope.
mysticofuoctopi

12.

A microphone in a dark room with lights in the background. Text - I had a guy explain a joke to me - after a 
comedy show that I hosted and produced
laurazabs
Via

13.

His car was in the shop, so I let him borrow one of mine for a few days. When he returned it, the gas tank was on empty. I made him get back in the car (but in the passenger seat), and drove to the gas station and made him fill it back up.
TinyPill

14.

We were eating at a restaurant and he proceeds to watch a video on his phone on full blast. I just got up and left because overall people kept on staring and it was super embarrassing.
Dazzling-Yuzu-971

15.

I went on a date with a man where the photo he used was probably a decade old.

And he had not lived very well in that decade.
IrreverantBard

16.

Dude explained his zombie survival kit. I thought he was joking and was into it because zombie runs and stuff were sort of the new trendy thing at the time. Then he went too far, and made it clear he was dead serious and fully expected a zombie outbreak within a couple of years.
ocel0tte

17.

We were chatting, and he said something ridiculous and I called it out, very light-hearted, very joking. He replies with “sowwy.”

I’m like. Ok. For real though, don’t baby talk.
PersePHOreth

18.

Gabby Logan on Match of the Day. Text - He announces that he would never care about Gabby Logan's 
opinion on football because she's a woman
seasianty
Via

19.

Told me I was boring during the date because I talked about something other than his ex.
Nearby_Chmistry_156

Meizas was making notes.

As a now married guy, I was wondering how many of these I’d unknowingly done in the past, but then I started reading them and these men are absolute lunatics

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