An anti-woke warrior trolled a bookshop for being full of ‘feminised woke slop’ and was joyously owned into next year – 14 A++ comebacks worth reading

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Can’t believe they aren’t catering to you, a person who does not patronize their business

— Lacy Baugher Milas (@LacyMB) January 17, 2026

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My butchfemme vampire book is feminized woke slop LETS FUCKING GO https://t.co/i4ig4XBtmr

— Annie Summerlee 🦇 THE BOOK OF 🩸AND 🌹is out now! (@AnnieSummerlee) January 17, 2026

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“My first time in a bookstore in years and it’s all…” pic.twitter.com/9TTjUU7TOm

— born black (@SPBPHD) January 17, 2026

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“I havent set foot in a bookstore for years but that wont stop me from going online to whine about how they dont pander to me” is very much where reactionary activism is around 2026 https://t.co/L02cBdYhqR

— Matt McManus (@MattPolProf) January 18, 2026

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Well, they don’t organize the store for people who go to the bookstore every few years

— CooperBaggs 💰🍞 (@edgaralandough) January 17, 2026

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Allow me to explain capitalism to you. You have to purchase and read books in order to expect them to market to you.

I also promise there are already books you would enjoy in there. https://t.co/lTxC1CmzFr

— Amanda Deibert (@amandadeibert) January 18, 2026

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Youre literally at a ‘Booktok’ Display. Show the general fiction, or fantasy/sci-fi and horror sections. Performative grifting.

— Will (@Will_i_erm) January 17, 2026

Back to @ChristianHeiens, because we are never less than fair and balanced, who had this to say about the response his prompted tweeted.

The replies and QTs to this are hilarious.

Some of you have apparently never heard of Amazon. https://t.co/oNptq62kHK

— Christian Heiens 🏛 (@ChristianHeiens) January 18, 2026

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