25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Next time you get a call from an unknown number, answer it by whispering ‘It’s done but there’s blood everywhere’…
— Dee Lomas (@deelomas.bsky.social) January 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
14.
Is it about time that someone told @wiltshiremuseum.bsky.social that their "Tourmaline stone axe" is actually made of cheese?
— Fishbourne Roman Palace (@romanpalace.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 9:59 AM
15.
I will be disappointed if Sean Bean doesn’t call every bird he sees “yer’bastard”
— Greg Jenner (Historian) (@gregjenner.bsky.social) January 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
16.
When are the broadcasters going to stop ignoring the enormous phenomenon that is underwater football? There are 20,000 leagues under the sea
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
17.
Why does this read like cream cakes don't actually exist?
— Graham (@grahamofthedead.bsky.social) January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
18.
we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
— Mutable Joe (@mutablejoe.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
19.
Central London, £3,450 pcm
— Dan Thomas (@itsdanthomas.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 9:43 AM
20.
For sale: Cat shoes. Don't know WHAT I was thinking.
— GHC Has Gorra Lorra Fings On (the radio) (@scriblit.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 11:51 AM
21.
Archaeologists now believe the people of Pompeii were just really bad at dusting
— Toby 🇵🇸 (@tobestewart.bsky.social) January 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
22.
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
23.
The documentary "Melania," about the US First Lady, premieres on 30th January. Checking my diary, I find that unfortunately I'll be unable to enjoy this fascinating masterpiece, as I have a prior engagement to pour bleach in my eyes and smash my testicles with a hammer.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 11:52 AM
24.
They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing
— MrPaulRobinson (@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
25.
My favourite Mark Rothko is 'POV Claudia Winkleman visits Antarctica (1969)' www.artsy.net/artwork/mark…
— Stephen Collins (@stephencollins.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
READ MORE
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Image Screengrab