Giles Coren has been taking down the trolls one Maga at a time after he cancelled his holiday to America and it’s really rather magnificent
9.
You waste time announcing your lack of vacation plans that no one cares about.
— Amy J (@QueenofTexasA) January 27, 2026
But if you don’t care why are you and two million of your compatriots so upset about it? Just ignore it. It’s clickbait. It’s for idiots. X is for idiots.
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
10.
I had no idea they had useless virtue signalling overseas as well.
— Philip Marlowe (@PhilipRCMarlowe) January 27, 2026
Oh we invented it mate
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
11.
Take them for a nice stroll around Redbridge, Newham , and Tower Hamlets . Make sure they both wear a nice comfy knee length sundress
— Bill Juftes (@BillJuftes) January 27, 2026
Fuck man I wouldn’t go near shit holes like that!
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
12.
Lmao. You’re in the United Kingdom. Your country has been taken over by muslims. You are conquered. Your women and children are being r*ped and k*lled. Your country is worse than America. But by all means, please stay in your lane. We dont want you here.
— Sassafrass84 (@Sassafrass_84) January 27, 2026
Don’t you feel you’re wasting your time engaging with clickbait so earnestly?
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
13.
Then you should have indicated it was a joke. You did not. You are being deservedly ratioed.
America doesn’t care about you nor your family. You are doing the right thing by staying home, away from my home and my family. We don’t want people with bad attitudes in our country
— M Jones (@TexasMJones) January 27, 2026
I don’t know what ratioed is but I’m having a great time whatever it is. I had a million liberals come and say they loved me and then MAGA heard about it and now I’ve got a million tell me they hate me. It’s fucking great. It’s what as a newspaper columnist I am suppose to do.
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
14.
No one cares where Giles goes on holidays
— london-oil-trader (@oiltraderlondon) January 27, 2026
Except all the people tweeting about it.
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
15.
“how do I make this about me?”
— SamNewman123 (@Newman123Sam) January 27, 2026
Don’t have to, you’re going it for me.
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
And finally …
More likely to get stabbed in Britain than shot in USA
— Peter Hucker (@phsports1) January 28, 2026
Noooo Peter! I was at Wembley for the replay in 82! You’re my hero. Don’t get lured into this MAGA shit. I walk through that shit hole of Shepherd’s Bush to Loftus Road every fucking week and I’ve never seen a knife. Well, think and say what you like, you’ll always be a Ranger.
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 28, 2026
We’re with this person.
Thanks for doing that because some of the responses made me laugh out loud. Cheered me up no end
— John Rutter (@JohnRut74870922) January 28, 2026
Last word to @gilescoren.
This guy’s great! What a roll-neck! What hair! Oh man, you have to listen to this Limey, he’s got it all! https://t.co/jfjXXaAnTq
— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) January 27, 2026
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