Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Mordor she wrote#LibraryShelfieDay pic.twitter.com/40SnoEipqR
— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) January 28, 2026
14.
not sure why hamnet tries to appeal to modern audiences with “grief” when shakespeare’s play centers on an issue much more relevant today: a dispute over land belonging to denmark
— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) January 28, 2026
15.
Might go watch Melania's documentary at the theater so I can spend some time alone.
— Covie (@covie_93) January 28, 2026
16.
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
— 😊 (@PontistGirl) January 27, 2026
17.
"i hope this email finds you well"
– boring
– not this again
– blehhhhhhhhhhh"i hope this email finds you before i do"
– commanding
– gets s**t done
– i wouldn't mess with them— james hawkins (@james406) January 28, 2026
18.
— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) January 28, 2026
19.
It’s mad that Richard Osman was sat behind the laptop on pointless and then one day he said I’M THE STAR NOW, and went on every other show forever, and got celebrities to fill in for his laptop job.
— Probable Spam (@mrkhndy) January 28, 2026
20.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” pic.twitter.com/4cwpqTqZEZ
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 28, 2026
21.
Netflix needs to stop asking if I am still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet…
— Jum (@JesterJum) January 27, 2026
22.
You want me to watch a movie about a guy climbing a building?? Didn’t a giant gorilla already do that?
— (@MoMohler) January 25, 2026
23.
job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question
— S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ (@shirlsssssss) January 26, 2026
24.
i'm 38, but i look 37. here's my secret:
• drinking water when I remember to
• walking at least 100 steps a day
• drinking alcohol when i
• sleeping every nightlike and subscribe for more beauty tips
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) January 19, 2026
25.
What you have to understand is that for a lot of adults Harry Potter is like their religion in the sense that it’s why they’re still a virgin
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) January 26, 2026
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Our 25 Funny Tweets of the Week
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